Why in the fuck
am I even doing this? Oh well, I guess I'm glutton for punishment
and find myself bored at the present time. All I know is I think
wrestling's blowing goats and I sure as hell ain't ponying up
for this. I also want to thank the WWF for saving me at least
$120 so far this year. By this time, I've usually gotten about
6 of the PPVs. This year, it's been 2. Without further ado, here
are my predictions for the suckfest known as SummerSlam (more
like SuckerSlam, for those who think this will be the bomb diggity.)
This is also a pretty blind one, as I don't really watch the
WWF very intently anymore.
World Wrestling
Federation Championship
Stone Cold vs. Kurt Angle
My Pick: Kurt
Angle
Will Win: Austin
WINNER:: Austin
WCW Championship
Booker T vs. The Rock
My Pick: Rock
Will Win: Rock
WINNER:: Rock
WWF & WCW
Tag Team Championship
Steel Cage Match
Undertaker & Kane vs. DDP & Kanyon
My Pick: Goddammit-
if this ain't a reason not to buy, I don't know what is. I'll
go with UT and Kane, just based on the old standbys and I don't
like DDP. However, I do feel strangely sympathetic towards him
for having to be in the cesspool of an angle. But it's almost
like karma, too.
Will Win: UT
and Kane.
WINNER:: Taker
and Kane- big fuckin' surprise.
Intercontinental
Championship
Lance Storm vs. Edge
My Pick: Choices,
choices but I'll say Edge
Will Win: Lance
WINNER:: Edge
Cruiserweight
& Light Heavyweight Championship
X-Pac vs. Tajiri
My Pick: Tajiri
Will Win: X-Pac
and the arena will erupt in a riot. Damn, I can't stand Waltman.
WINNER:: X-Pac.
Holy shit, glad I didn't see this live...
Chris Jericho
vs. Rhyno
My Pick: CJ
Will Win: Rhyno,
with Saggy Peaks (Damn, even with implants, they sag) interference.
WINNER:: CJ
Dudley Boyz
& Test vs. APA & Spike
My Pick: Shit,
making me choose between my boys? Oh well, I'll go with the Dudleys
and Test.
Will Win: Same
WINNER:: Test
and Dudleys
Hardcore Title
RVD v. Jeff
Hardy
My Pick: R-V-D,
R-V-D, R-V-D
Will Win: Jeff
Hardy
WINNER:: RVD
Now For the Totals:
My Picks Correct:
(6/8)= 75%
Will Wins Correct:
(5/8)= 63%